Translated by G.Spot for DanishBits.org
- The song. - The song?
The song ... Ouverture the 1812th The finale of the overture the 1812th
What about it?
It was put into the grand final, and you stopped it just before it ended.
- Oh, God. I'm sorry. - No, do not apologize. I'm just stupid now.
It's just that when a song comes on, and it is loaded into the grand finale -
- And then stopped abruptly, so I feel mentally under-stimulated.
Do you understand it?
- I do not think I've thought about it. - Do you not hear how it ended?
- I've heard it before. - I'm sure you have -
- But you would not listen to it right now?
No, or I do think clearly ... Should I put it on again?
No, it makes me sit in a car and listening to a song ...
Well you know what ... Now I want to hear it.
During their previous membership drive, they stood on the sidelines, and said ...
- Well, we listened to the radio ... - Radio, yes.
claimed that they could make a difference ... Do not wait longer, a collection profile.
- We can inside now. - Yeah, okay.
- Would you ... - Oh, sorry.
One should therefore ... Okay.
That should do it ... Yes, like that.
- Shall I help you with that? - No, I have it.
- Am I ready? - Have you done it through a brunch before?
Lexi has been vegan now, so all have to suffer.
- And Lexi is Peter's wife?
Lexi is Bucks wife. Emma is Pete's wife.
If Lexi and Buck begins to sing, so just smile and pretend that it is good.
One more thing ... Do not say anything about Shane and Hedys wedding.
- Who? - Shane and Hedy!
- Shane and Hedy, no wedding? - It's a long story.
Is it him?
It's nice to meet you. My name is Emma.
Good choice, super ... Come in, children.
What a nice house.
- If you rent or own you? - We are proud homeowners.
We got it very cheap, because there has been a suicide in the kitchen.
Is it true?
Technically, the pair died in the ambulance, but the real estate agent said that -
- It is still a little scary.
- My name is Hedy. - This is Glenn.
- Nice to meet you. - It is also nice to meet you.
Shall I take your coat?
I put it on top of the bed, for sometimes the cat will urinate on them.
And she is hired as a wardrobe girl. Oh, congratulations then.
Please remember to give her a tip, otherwise she gets mad. Seriously ...
Do you want it on the table?
No, I put it just out of the kitchen. Jenny and Gordon has not arrived yet.
- Waiting we to eat until they come? - No, we give them until 12.30.
- For always comes too late. - I also have friends who are like that.
No, they're worse.
Tracy! It's so good to see you.
- Hi, I'm Pete. - My name is Glenn.
- Welcome to our humble home. - Thank you, it's wonderful.
I've heard so much about you.
It is Lexi.
- Vega transferee. - Vega Eren? Is that what she calls me?
- No, we talked just about the food. - She said it just right ...
- You had to not do anything for me. - You should just do not feel outside.
- I have even chosen to become vegan? - But I made it and it is good.
- I'm not very hungry. - It's good.
- You are so cute together ... - Want a drink?
Yes, thank you.
Sorry it there.
- Start with soup. - I've already been there.
I have put your jacket on the bed, honey, put your phone up there, when you're ready.
- You have about five minutes. - No, I have 25 minutes.
We've been here for 15 minutes.
- Time starts when we arrive. - No, it started when we talked about it.
- I'm in the middle of an auction, baby. - Say hello to Glenn. Human contact.
- Shall I help you? - I have mastered it. Enjoy your mimosa.
Okay, are you sure? Yes, of course. Glenn, you will have mimosa?
Glenn looks like a man who appreciates the finer things in life. How about a whiskey?
Clear enough.
- He does not look pretty good. - But he seems nice.
- Can not behave properly, please? - What have I done now?
- You just got here, and now you want to argue. - How it's every time we meet.
- I'm on a date and want to impress him. - How many dates are you now, Tracy?
The third.
- Maybe you survived to the fifth ... - What does that mean?
Can not you just put it off a little?
- Are you on the internet? - I'm able to bid.
- Is it on eBay? - He is trying to get a comic book.
It's not just a cartoon ... It is a special edition of X-Men 120th
- The first, Alpha Flight are in. - What is an Alpha Flight?
- A Canadian superhero team from Marvel. - Is it a Canadian superhero team?
Who are they in? Quebec's villains?
This guy has it on sale for five dollars. That's over $ 160 worth.
Where did you say you met Glenn? At the hospital?
In the supermarket.
- Where did you and Tracy? - On the Internet.
- No shame in that. - It was also where we found the vet.
- It is really good it here. - Yes, it helps one through this.
- I'm sorry, what? - Parbrunchen.
- No, I've really been looking forward to it. - Really?
Sure.
- May I ask you a question, Glenn? - Absolutely.
If you were to call someone and give them some bad news -
- Would you say it right away, or small talk first?
I would chit chat first.
Yes, chattering. How are you? Is there something new?
It will probably depend on the degree of the bad news.
What do you think?
If I had to call someone to say that a family member had died, so no.
I would not wrap.
But should I call you to tell you that they did not get the new apartment, so yes ...
So I would chit chat ... Talk a little first.
Are you in the real estate industry?
No, I am a teacher.
Why are you calling so for people to say that they did not get their apartment?
I do not. Sorry, I thought the conversation was hypothetical.
No, the conversation is true, Glenn. The problem is hypothetical.
Should we talk about it here, or ...
Do you need anything?
No, I'm good. I have no signal there.
If you have no signal? On your phone?
- Just use my computer in the living room. - I will not interfere brunch.
I have nothing.
Very thoughtful. The reception here is pretty bad. You may have to try on the terrace.
- Can I drink it here, out there? - Yes, of course, do it.
We need to talk about it here, Emma.
- Glenn agrees with me. - About what?
- It is better that we tear off the patch. - What did you say to him?
I did not say anything. I asked him just a hypothetical question.
He is not stupid, Pete. He can figure out what you're asking about.
He has no idea what I asked. How do we know that he is not stupid?
We had a deal.
- Agreements changed.
No, they do not. That's why they are called agreements.
- This is awkward. - Learn to live with it.
I'll learn to live with it.
I bet that the game is good. I have nothing.
Me neither.
- I use AT & T. What about you? - I do not know.
- But the young girl has a phone. - I can ask her.
- No, I do not see the news. - Excuse me, miss.
- Can I borrow your phone quickly? - I'm talking on the phone right now.
- Okay, I'll wait. - Could you maybe not ...
- What's his name? - Mother?
- He's cute. - Mom, there's some guy here ...
- Will you help? - He may well like it.
One of them is ...
- Hey, how's it going ... - Damn.
- May I ... Miss? - We'll talk.
I'm really allergic to dogs.
Next to the place where I have made my pedicure is a vintage store -
- And I know that I felt that I have the worst taste ...
- I love vintage. - I found a really cool bag.
Apart from mølkuglerne.
- I normally hate the bags I buy. - Is it a handbag or a big bag?
- A large bag. Will you up and see it? - Yes.
I'll be back soon.
Good carrots.
Want to see my chimes?
- Do you think music instrument? - Yes, what else?
I do not know. Tracy has mentioned that you and Buck plays.
Yes, we play well enough.
You have behaved nicely today. Maybe you get to touch it.
Bumper you?
- Excuse me. - "Bump". It is an app.
Well, the program where you can share information with each other.
- Want to try it? - I do not know how it works.
I do not think that you actually have to hit it, but I have no signal.
No connection. It's awkward.
I said you did not need to hit it.
What is happening here? Bumper In?
- Yes, we did so. - Bumper you my wife behind my back, Glenn?
- And her screen is not even protected. - Glenn, that is.
- Is that hummus? - Vegan.
Where is Hedy and Tracy?
They're up in the bedroom, in the process of eating each other.
Have you ever seen Black Swan, Glenn?
I told you that it was so great.
- It is very large. - The flaps are guaranteed in the way.
Did I say something funny? What happened?
Lexi made a joke that you and Hedy was -
- Upstairs in the bedroom and was in the process of having a lesbian relationship.
- It's so obnoxious when he says it. - Lesbian? I've heard before.
- It would be impertinent. - What are you doing for everyday, Glenn?
- He is a teacher. - Yes.
I am too.
- Has Tracy did not tell you that? - No, not yet.
- What grade do you teach? - Fourth class in history. What about you?
12th class, primarily in chemistry -
- But in this semester, they will let me take a little physics.
Are you an animal?
- What school do you teach at? - St. Andrews school.
- Is it at the mall? - She loves the mall.
That's funny. I love the mall. What school do you teach at?
I'm on MLK, down in the city.
- Closed they are not after the shooting? - They tried, but failed -
- Because some of us teachers gathered, and we got it stopped.
It made me actually a kind of administrator at the school.
- You have not said anything about? - But it is unpaid administrators.
But it's not about the money, honey.
If it was about them, I had taken the job at the National Science Centre.
- Am I right? - Yes, you're right.
- I'm right. - Emma, ​​I'm sorry -
- To do this, but it still does not work. Can I still borrow your computer?
- Come on, Shane. Should it be now? - I'm losing right now, okay?
You remember the guy who found the declaration of independence for five dollars?
You are not the guy who did it.
But I will soon, and I have no idea what is going on.
Now that Shane interrupt brunch, I vote that we go in and see the fight.
We recorded it at home. You can just see it when we get home.
I think we can all agree that we want in there and watch the game.
- I can rally around. - What it says in the game?
- Texas Longhorns. - Well, clearly enough.
No, it's the devil's sign.
- So, go in and see the damn game. - Great idea.
Have fun, honey.
I would not say no to a lady's offer, Lexi.
Hurry to go, Glenn, it soon becomes very feminine here.
- You can not say it. - Yes, I can say it. It's just ...
- Do you just. - Are you okay?
- Yes, just go. - Okay, I just wanted to hear ...
- Where is he cute. - He asked you if allowed to stand.
- He is so cute. - I will introduce him to my father.
- I want to know what happened to Brad. - It turned out that he was shot in the lid.
- Of course. - I had not imagined.
- Why of course? - Why are all those you are dating, how?
- I know enough just where to find them. - What was wrong with him?
I have a good example. I need some mouthwash. I open the closet -
- And then it says that glass jars in there with nail clippings and hair.
- Was it his or someone else's? - Does it make any difference?
This makes it the Ministry of Justice.
I asked him about it and he just said that it was the way he was brought up.
- It makes sense. - No, it does not.
Why did you even mouthwash in his apartment?
Well, it forgot we are again, did not we?
I am a woman and I would like to have fresh breath.
- Have you got a picture? - No, not yet.
Who is the guy in the picture, standing with Tracy?
- Is it Brad? - No, it's Roger.
Yes, it's Roger. He's a nice guy.
It was just not as long.
Hey, guys. I bet $ 65 on the match today.
Glenn? There is no need to tell the girls about it, right?
- Pete, your internet does not work. - One thing at a time.
- How long have you been married? - Eight years.
Lexi and I actually met each other for the wedding. She was a bridesmaid.
And he actually got told twice that he should not be with them.
Rules are made to be broken. That is why I am here today.
- I must have Internet. - How long have you and Lexi been married?
- Eight years. - I thought you said that I. ..
We met Saturday, had sex Sunday and were married on Monday.
It is good enough.
When I met Lexi, I knew that she was the only one -
- And that we would fit perfectly together. We did not care about what the surroundings thought.
We went down to the town hall.
Congratulations. She seems like a nice girl.
So we went to TGI Fridays, drank us full and had sex in the toilet.
It's a fun place.
How long have you and Hedy ...
We are not married. Yet. We're engaged.
How long have you been?
- Six years. - Have you been engaged in six years?
Just because you get engaged, you do not get married right away.
There is no reason to succumb to society's norms and rules.
I think you should do it when you're ready and when you are in control of his life -
- And can afford a nice home and wants to start a family.
Yes, and when there are flying cars.
I think that Hedy is almost ready.
It is you who ...
It's not you ... I mean, you know, traditions ...
Traditions ...
- Where is ...? - The toilet is upstairs to the left.
Up and to the left.
- Traditions? - Remember to jiggle the handle.
- Otherwise it will be running. - Try to change the channel.
- I've tried everything. - Did you remember to pay the bill?
It's not that. We have it all in one package. Internet, TV, landline.
- Are you still using landline? - It is for the fax.
- Who uses fax these days? - The guy who owns the television there.
No dial tone.
It's just a lie.
We are on the way out, and then there's a guy approached us and offer us some coke.
Almost as if he had heard that we had talked about it inside.
They are called pushers.
He went his way, found a white slut and was with her until half past eight.
- When did it happen? - Last night.
Slept together?
- I sleep with them, I will. - How many times must we tell you -
- How bad cocaine is for you?
I probably should not tell my drug stories to you.
- But you do it anyway. - If you do, destroy your nose.
- If you have not paid the bills? - What are you talking about?
You knew you were going to move, so you paid them.
I have paid them. I do this every month because you are too lazy to do so.
Why does not the TV, Internet or landline phone?
- What landline phone? - It is for the fax.
Why move?
Do you really think that I could find to destroy your bachelor party?
I think you think it could be fun.
You would probably splitting with laughter if I was hurt, because we have no electricity had.
I have paid the damn electric bill.
I do not have anything to do with it.
- Power has been passed. - Do you believe it?
It is not worth the trouble to fight with the power company.
- Why move you, Emma? - Moves Emma?
- She said. - Why?
- Ask her yourself. - Why?
- I never said it. - It was me.
- Moves you do? - No, I said to Emma moves.
- Why? - Because we're getting a divorce!
- I thought you waited to say it. - Someone could not keep quiet.
- So you have not paid the electricity bill? - Yes, I have, damn it!
The current is shown elapsed.
- Did I miss something? - Pete and Emma are getting a divorce.
Really? Why?
It was not like this, I would have to know.
We would wait to tell after we had brunch.
We have decided that it is the best.
- It's really vague. - It is very complicated.
Is it mutual?
No, it is not because one of us has taken the other of being unfaithful.
This can not be happening. I should not be separated.
I will still be with us. Just not together.
Maybe together clean body wise, but not together-together.
I must not take sides. We want to continue to be friends with you all.
Unless some of you will have much stronger feelings about one of us.
For example if you would rather settle for keeping in touch with Emma, ​​it's ok.
- No way, Peter. - Think about it.
You do not have to make the decision right away.
Is brunch so over? Should we go our way?
They just said they're getting a divorce, and so are you thinking Alpha Force?
Alpha Flight.
I asked because I have a feeling that it will be uncomfortable for some.
Well, so do you have?
It is so exactly why I wanted to wait until after brunch.
You know what? He's right. It is becoming uncomfortable.
- I think the power is gone. - Shut up!
That I did not. I'm stressed, and I take it back again. Sorry.
- Well, so now you want to talk in private? - Emma, ​​you can not just leave.
- How many times do we talk about it? - You can not leave now.
It is the last time we're together like this. The last of our famous parbruncher.
Have you at one time in the past eight years, or rather, 12 years -
- Really pleased you to the here parbruncher?
What do you mean "happy"?
- You have not packed some socks! - I buy some.
- Where are you going? - None of your business.
No, it's not supposed ...
I buy them where you buy socks!
- Emmers, wait! - Do not call me.
Enjoy my quiche.
There is a man out there.
- A man? - He's protective of.
- It's Hall. - Who is Hal?
- He is our neighbor. - Why has he protective of?
- What does he want? - I do not know.
- Should we be afraid of Hal? - No, he's nice.
- Or, he forgets to turn off his lawn. - Why do not we invite him?
Keeps the party?
Brunch.
How wonderful. I have not received any invitation?
- It is too few. - Okay, so if I wanted to invite you -
- To grill and fight tonight, so was I, as I am now, not welcome.
Hal, we would not ...
- Why do you have protective gear on? - What do you think?
Do not you know that you have protective gear on?
- Have not you heard? - Heard what?
That there is a blown radioactive bomb in the city?
- What is a radioactive bomb? - It is a radioactive weapon -
- Blending radioactive material which eventually explode.
Are you kidding us or what?
No, I saw a fight when there was a news announcement. Have not you noticed -
- The TV, phone and Internet are gone?
How many bombs? What is sprængningsradiussen?
Five or six. It destroyed most of the financial district.
I hope that candy vendor is in good standing.
- It is 20 km away. - In the news they said that LA -
- New York and Orlando was hit. They had to mention more, but then smoke signal.
Are there any that seem to Orlando is in line with New York and LA?
The de anything about who did it? Was there some ships?
- Ships? - Yes, it was aliens who did it?
The radiation is coming, so I would advise you to cover the house and take costumes.
What is a protective suit?
I have a protective suit.
If we are to be in, what are you doing here?
The batteries in my nødlommelygte is dead, so I wanted to know if I had some.
- What kind? - D batteries.
- What do you use them? - Nødlommelygter.
- Do not you see? - We do not have any.
- Enjoy your parbrunch. - Wait!
- You can not just leave us? - Yes, I can.
What just happened there?
- Then it happens. - It'll be fine.
I just need my pills.
So I will no longer anywhere.
- I heard him. We must ensure the house. - You think surely not on him?
He has probably just been out and sniff paint in his garage.
No, it makes sense.
The basic knowledge of the invasion. Cut off all communication. It confuses people.
- They will say on the radio, if it fits. - What about the one we got from my mother?
- No, I sold the flea market. - Why?
- Because we already had one. - When you held flea market?
- When you were in Singapore. - Did you do it when I was out of town?
- Yes, you save everything! - Do you have another radio?
How about some of us are looking for a radio -
- Where the rest gathers things to ensure the house with?
If some of us just want to relax, it is also in order.
- Set the time! - I'll keep an eye on the window.
When was your last cleaned up here?
Oh, God! D batteries.
What happens to have as much rat poison?
Wholesaler.
- How cool! - Did you have a radio?
Check this out!
I do not think it can help. Can not we just stay focused?
What if there are some thieves who must have a proper ass?
- Where there is much shit! - It'll be fine.
- Why did not you tell me about it? - About what?
- About the divorce? - Do we really talk about it now?
- How long have you known? - A couple of months.
A few months?
It is difficult to get a divorce.
You must first separated, and then there is a mountain of red tape and paperwork.
- So you knew it when ... - Yes, of course.
Yes, okay.
Are you disappointed?
You are disappointed.
Do you have more scoring tricks that can be used if the girl is happily married?
There's just not much challenge in it. It's like bowling with gangs.
I can not believe it.
Shane, I think you need help Hedy.
- With what? - She's in shock.
- We are all together. - No, a real shock.
I'll be right there. We just something we have talked about.
Wait, what? Why?
I do not know if you act weird, because you're stressed ...
I'm not stressed. Nothing happens.
- Are any of them infected? - Infected with what?
- With what is out there? - We do not know what's out there.
That's what scares me.
How many times have you heard of someone -
- Hot air balloon, which people thought was a UFO?
It is not really that you hear about it on the news.
Not to talk about the supposed moon landing.
Have you seen bite marks or scratches?
Dot right for me if you see some who behave strangely.
More strange than you are now?
We may have to make some tough decisions.
I just look for Hedy.
Thanks, I'm glad for it.
- I do not even know what we're looking for. - Duct tape.
Duct tape.
- I said that as well? - Really? Say it again.
- Duct tape. - Duct tape. "A"
It is to seal the channels.
It was damn.
Maybe you're right. Perhaps this is a scam.
We'd better find a radio so we can figure it out.
As you will.
I can not remember when I last bought a radio. Apart from a car radio.
Where are your car keys?
- Your keys. - Where are you going, Glenn?
- Nowhere. I just need to use them. - It's keychain with flamingo.
- There are two here. - It's the blue. Emma and I ...
They are both blue.
Yes, they are the same car. Emma and I used to stop by every ...
- What then? - I saw you talking to Glenn.
- What do we really know about him? - He is a teacher. He likes whiskey.
- Can we trust him? - With regard to the keys?
- When shit stumble. - Shit?
From now on, it goes downhill. Society's norms and rules -
- Break down and your life must be in the hands of people you can trust.
Do you have any weapons?
- Weapons? - Guns, maces, crossbows.
I have some Chinese throwing stars, which my uncle brought home from Dallas.
They're pretty sharp.
They are lovely.
Let's keep this between us.
- Are we going somewhere? - No.
- I actually lost my virginity in a SAAB. - This is not a SAAB.
I'm just trying to start a conversation. How did you lose your virginity, Glenn?
I love that song.
How to change the radio?
- "User not connected" - It is enough satellite radio.
- Satellite Radio? - 200 channels of 50 bucks a month.
There is a new-age station, I love. It's called "Shakra".
Where are you going, Glenn? Should I remove the belt?
We should soon take on camping. We have not done for years.
I'll take care.
- I can not see anything. - Radiation is usually invisible.
No, people. I can not see any.
I can not even see the dogs. Why is this not dogs?
Dogs are usually not around, unless there are people.
- Or squirrels. I have not seen a squirrel. - I do not know, Shane.
- Where did you find them? - In a skotøjæske under the bed.
What will you do with them? Split them between us?
No, you can just keep them.
- Have not subscribed to the radio? - Yes, we have.
- No, I quit. - Do you have it?
- I just used my iPod. - Have only one satellite radio?
- Yes, I paid extra for it. - Did you pay extra for less?
- The seller screwed me. - I told you not to buy it there.
Wait, did you buy it in Stereo Town?
- How long is the full mutation? - Mutation of what?
- Of people. - It never happens.
Not mutation, but mutation mutation.
- Now you just repeat the word. - Nuclear mutation.
If we assume that the fallout is radioactive -
- Radiation will only lead to inherited mutations -
- So it is only they were exposed children who are affected.
Deform Mite planets are terrible, but they are not mutants.
I do not think you understand what I mean. Let me show it to you.
You can choose between genres ...
Duct tape!
Did you say "duct tape" or "duct tape"?
- Duct tape. - With "A"?
Am I the only one who did not know?
May I have your attention? No successful radio yet.
We therefore need to close any gaps to. Do not allow air in from the outside.
Not also Hedy?
But there is only one roll. Therefore, the only one doing it.
- I'll do it. - How.
- We must close all vents. - I was just about to say that.
- Can you do it? You are highest. - The fixing me.
You know what? I have a surprise. Come with me!
I mean it. I found something.
Stand here and close your eyes.
Close your eyes. Do not look!
Are you ready? Drum roll, please.
- Oh, God! - A monkey?
No, it's a radio.
I came after I once sung in the bath to it here.
- Well remembered. - Thanks.
- What did you say? - Thanks.
No, you said you were coming after you once sung in the shower here.
When you have taken a bath here?
It was a long time ago.
Let me rephrase the question. Why did you take a bath here?
Pete, using just Lexi to answer the question.
We must not turn us against each other. This is exactly what the enemy wants.
- I agree. - A radio! Have you tested it?
- No, not yet. - Why not?
Because I just found out that my husband fucks my best friend.
- Best friend? - Let's just put it aside.
Why do not we find out if this works and whether we survive?
Oh, I think that it works!
- the 17,911,882th - It's like "Lost".
Stay indoors. Help will come first -
- to the areas closest to the detonation.
It is real, it is here.
Please stay home. Depending on the distance to detonation ...
- ... until we hear from survivors ... - Tracy, we are survivors.
I did not watch today.
- You gotta go. - What part of that did you not understand?
It is not my home.
We can begin to talk about possessive pronoun such as ...
We do not know if the signal came from our side. Do you know how long 4-5 days?
If we stay here for 4-5 days, then we give everyone else -
- To begin before us to plunder and form gangs.
When we get there, there's only canned beans and scooters back.
- I like scooters. - Shut up.
Can I have a glass of whiskey?
Yes, go ahead.
We have to make a plan. It's you and me, that matters now.
Tracy is good enough doctor and Buck may know how to use a gun -
- But maybe it's because his name is Buck. - Do you have a gun?
No, but we get hold of one from the store, which is located on the TCVY.
- I love the place. - Yes, it's great.
But first, we go down to the car so we can get going. My uncle has ...
I want me a drink.
I want me a drink. It is my plan.
Drink plenty of water. Drink as much as you can.
I close just for ventilation, so we do not die.
When I was in high school, I had a job in an air conditioning company.
The guy who owned the company, called AC and had an air conditioning company.
Do you think we forever to have the clothes on, we died?
No. We get so few white coats on, as you can see in the old cartoons.
I look hideous in white.
Maybe I can get permission to borrow some training pants by Emma.
So we get guaranteed also megafed harp.
Do you know how many people you think who ever lived -
- The earth through time?
- No idea. - 106 billion.
So this means that when we die, we need a place where 106 billion -
- People sit and play on the harp? It would be fucking annoying.
Maybe the sky is just what you make of it.
- May I come in? - No.
- I want to talk about it. - I will not.
Come on.
- I did not mean anything by it, Emmers. - I told you not to call me that.
This was after we had decided to divorce. I thought it was over.
It's over.
And that justifies it.
- It's probably just helicopters. - Yes, but it is ours or theirs?
We still do not know who they were ... They are. They were. They are.
I'm off. I'll look me around.
- I got him. - I want to see what's out there!
There's a dead cat out there, and died of radiation.
It is Jenny and Gordon.
They look terrible out. However, I like Jenny's jacket.
- Can not you let us in? - What's happening out there?
- It's bad. Very bad. - Can you elaborate on that a little.
- I've seen things. - Name one thing.
Gordon is not so good. Can not you let us in?
- No, because we already have wallpaper door. - Can not you just tape it back?
If you come in, so spill in us. I am a physician. It's not something I'll do.
We gonna make it out here.
Perhaps you should learn to be on time.
- Is that what this is about? - Each brunch, Jenny. Each brunch.
- It was really thoughtless. - We really tried to be on time.
- No, I did not.
I was not thinking about punctuality or how it affects the lives of others.
There is someone who has made hot food -
- To be served at a pre-arranged time.
You're still mad about it with Claudio, are not you?
Let us not tear up old wounds, Jenny. You have much bigger problems now.
It was New Year's Eve, Tracy. It just happened.
Who is Claudio?
- Open the door, Tracy. - Okay, bye.
- It was fucking cynical, Tracy. - I think it was a bit harsh.
No, it was us or them.
And judging from their fast cellenedbrydelse -
- Must toxicity levels outside be quite high and fast-acting.
- But radiation should take weeks ... - It is not radiation.
Distress signal on the radio talking about VX. As the nerve gas VX.
As the most toxic chemical weapons ever created.
It's not good, is it?
No, it's not good.
Oh my god ... It's the stuff from "The Rock".
What does it mean for us, honey?
This means that we will all be dead in about three hours.
What I missed?
- How often have we been in this situation? - A terrorist attack?
- We do not know if it's terrorists. - I put like my money on it.
I mean, literally, how many times have we been in this situation?
You are locked, somewhere.
I lean out of the door and trying to get you to let me in..
If I had a penny for every time ...
There's something I must tell you, Pete.
Can I drink the rest of it here?
Yes, just do it.
One more thing ... It is not radiation, it is a chemical weapon.
Hedy am sure that we will all be dead in a few hours. Just so you know.
What did she say right there?
- Hello, stranger. - Hello, Lexi.
If you do not mind it, I want to be alone. Okay?
You can not always get what you wish for, Glenn.
Hedy right. We probably should live our last few hours in full, right?
- So now you believers? - Either way, we need to go crazy.
Knock, knock.
- What is happening here? - I was just on his way out.
- No, Glenn, become final. - I would probably like to be alone.
No, I insist.
- Sit down, my friend. - I just came here to be alone.
- Alone with Lexi?
Lexi just got into. I came in here to try to clear my head.
- What does the Tracy down there? - Have you been married before, Glenn?
No, never.
- How old are you? - My driver's license says 42nd
Do you know why most marriages end in divorce, Glenn?
There are several reasons ...
Because of the inadequacy of marriage.
- It's probably one of the reasons. - One party has more money, friends ...
Or have feelings for another outside marriage.
That is where it becomes important for a couple to communicate ...
But Lexi and I'm the model for the perfect marriage.
- It's so clear to see. - Do you know why, Glenn?
- Because you love each other. - Because we share everything.
- We share everything. - Half of each. Right in the middle.
No, no, no ...
Not at all! Not at all!
It's really rude!
I was too aggressive.
It'll succeed.
Who has access to VX gas?
Iranians. But why would they challenge the U.S.?
Who cares about it, Shane? Do you want to open it for me?
- You do not know who did it? - Does it matter?
It means something to me. If I should be killed, I will know by whom.
- It's landline phone. - Do you plan to take it?
Phone Lines may seem.
- Can I talk to Pete Mandrake? - Who is this?
This is John from the finance company. I have a one-time offer.
This is John from the finance company.
I may be interested, but where are you calling from?
I'm calling from the company's headquarters.
What the hell is going on out there? Where are you calling from?
Manila.
Manila in the Philippines? You do not know what's going on out there?
- What do you think? - Are not you on TV over there?
- Our TV is off, Mr - So turn it on!
They have a television.
Turn on your TV. Guy said that there is one or more.
- Goddamn it! - What happens?
- Is the Golden Gate Bridge? - What happened to it?
- Or is it the Bay Bridge? - What happened to them?
- What happened to them? - It is totally sick of this.
- How does it look? - It looks like ...
There is nothing.
The salespeople calling always at the wrong times.
- Should I go? - No, I do not care.
What are you doing in here, Glenn?
I just stuck out here. I'm trying to get a little peace of mind.
- Me too. - What are you doing here?
- I pee. - Of course ...
I have shown not rinse out.
What are you doing?
If we must die, then I can just do it in style.
- You have found music. - I actually think that it is automatic.
No, I think it is Beethoven.
How are you?
I've never been to Europe. Never ever.
Not even for Montreal, which I've heard is very European.
I have never been to the ballet. I've never been in love.
I have not even seen "The Wire".
All those things are overrated.
Apart from "The Wire". It is really good, apart from the last season.
Think of all the good things you have done.
Such as what?
Wasted countless Sundays on these moronic parbrunches?
What about the countless lives you've saved? The people you have helped.
- Yes, it's true. - I'll get the wine we took -
- And then I open it, and then we drink it.
We light some candles and relax completely.
And do not think about all the things that you have not done.
- What are you doing? - I make dessert.
Fortunately running the stove on gas. Can you give me the pills?
If you make amphetamine?
Of course not.
It takes too long, and I need many ingredients -
- It is more a form of fattigrøvsecstasy.
The world is about to go under, and then you take ecstasy?
Is there a better time?
We do not even know who did this, Hedy.
We do not know if it was North Korea. We do not know what has happened around us.
Do you know why we never set a date for the wedding?
That's because you worry too much. You doubt everything.
I love you. I really do. I'm so fond of you.
But the idea of ​​planning a big party with you -
- It makes me feel like scratching my eyes out.
Look at yourself now. We must die. We must die. Soon.
And you're worried about the Koreans?
What do you suggest so that I do?
I would suggest that we laugh a little.
Do you remember when we went to Cancun, and met the dwarf with marijuana -
- And we were so horny?
We are not in Cancun, honey. We are in the middle of World War III.
It is only fair that I tell you that here with end of the world -
- Made me think about our relationship ...
And frankly ...
I'm out.
- Out of what? - I have finished two of us.
- You're done? - Yes, the wedding is canceled.
You can not cancel a wedding, when no date has been set!
Just look at me.
Have fun with your fabrics.
- Will we be angels in heaven? - Yes, we will then.
Do you think that there is an angel band?
I know that and we will be a part of it, because you know what they are missing?
- What? - A carillon.
- What happened to us? - I do not know.
We were so good together.
- Parbrunchen. - What about it?
You were always so happy for them ...
You made that the right people came and got us new cheeses and wines.
I was completely indifferent. I would not be involved in the planning.
I'd barely get by.
It defines our entire marriage.
You always tried new things. Climbing, painting, knitting ...
- Crochaine. - Yes, just look. Crochaine.
I just followed with. But I was just more focused on what I was doing.
And I'm sorry.
I'm glad.
I organize everything myself because I did not want to leave it to others.
The other thing I do because I'm looking for something that I like.
To find a version of myself that I like, I think.
- I liked the prototype of you. - But maybe it's part of the problem.
We got married when we were very young, and we were together all the time.
And it was good for a long time -
- But I do not know who I am ... It always used to be just Pete and Emma.
Never just Emma. That I needed to figure out.
In retrospect, it was a bit drastic to apply for divorce.
I'm sorry.
You have saved a.
What do you think? Should we get back together in the last few hours of our lives?
- As a kind of agreement? - Yes, as an agreement.
What would you tell me?
When Tracy came in, you said that there was something you had to tell me.
Was that it?
Miss?
Do you have anything else?
I assure them, Miss, that this year is fantastic.
And it shows also the last year they made it in.
Well bowl since.
- You and me, huh? - Who knows what might have happened?
I think we would have been dating for a year, and then we were married.
That was fast.
It would feel right and we would keep a very beautiful wedding.
- Not too smart, but a holiday wedding. - Yes, in Hawaii.
Kauai to be exact.
- And then we would have children. - Many children ...
- We would have seven children. - It was hell!
They all went to Ivy League Schools, on scholarships. Of course
You will take the boys with the rumskole, so they were all astronauts.
The girls would be senators.
Here's to a good life.
Where's Buck?
- Upstairs in the bedroom with Lexi. - I'm sorry. How sweet.
I would knock first.
- I really love being alive. - I know, but heaven will be better.
What if we come back as animals?
So I will return as a starfish.
- We're done, if you need the space. - We can take a trip more if I want to.
- Put some clothes on. - Why? We assume that we were born.
Take clothes no clothes before I smash your face.
What the hell is your problem?
Do you know that he and Emma had sex together?
- That's right. - What?
- Wait a minute. - I knew it before. I gave him permission.
- I wrote to her while we kissed. - We were full.
- We always give each other permission. - So you knew about it with me and Lexi?
- Yes, it was my idea. - Was this your idea?
- Yes, your wife cheated on you. - Yes, with you, Buck!
Let's not argue.
- Adultery is adultery. - Is that why you were with Pete?
We thought it might give him peace of mind if ...
- Is it my clothes? - Yes, we should have a party.
I want to be with!
Come on, guys!
Everybody, out!
Hurry up! Close the door!
I go down and get ready for the party.
I find duct tape so we can tape door.
Pete, I'm sorry that I broke the window.
It's okay, buddy.
I love you.
- Emma, ​​it did not mean ... - It's okay.
- It was not my opinion ... - It's okay.
I swear that if I take your husband again, whether it's Pete or another -
- So I will inform you about it. - I'm happy.
You've made a mistake and I made a mistake. Can not we just ...
Do you want to dance?
- Just not here. - Yes, good idea.
One, two, three, four!
Then they start throwing them at me, and so there's a whole bowl of them -
- And I run out, while I shout, I just want to be nice -
- But it's not my pants ...
It's bad.
Why the hell dancer not you?
Put them and came here.
Give me a minute.
Guys, I think I can see smoke on the horizon.
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up! If you want to sing campfire songs while the world goes by, so here you go!
But I will not just sit down and surrender.
As I see it, we have one, maybe two hours before we run out of oxygen.
- If we are the place to be now. - What do you think?
- I'll take the car and drive. - Where will you go?
- I do not know. - Is it my backpack?
If I roll the windows up and turn the ventilation off, it gives me some time.
Not much, but perhaps enough time to find something.
It may be stupid, but I will not regret it.
I know that if I die, I die in the attempt.
Who's with me?
Take small breaths and let in so far as possible be talking.
- We start now. - Are you ready? Here we go.
Glenn, when you checked the radio earlier, did you remember when to turn off the car afterwards?
Lexi sat and listened to music.
- Lexi sat and listened to music. - It's not my fault.
I know I am new to this group -
- But I think we should set the table and sit down to eat as it was intended.
I think we should eat, drink and share stories.
And enjoy a parbrunch ...
Just as it was intended.
It is I on.
It would be a shame if my quiche was wasted.
- So let's do it. - Is it a veganerquiche?
- What about you, Shane? Are you hungry? - No, not really.
Come on, Shane.
When the North Koreans will come and take you to some labor camp -
- So do they feed you enough not more than pigswill for days.
- North Korean food smells good enough. - Okay, good.
Let's do it. I find some wine.
I have one that I probably never told anyone.
When I worked at the pizzeria, I took money from the till.
Really?
- Why? - To steal them, of course.
Yes, of course, but how many did you take?
Around 3,000.
3,000? I'm impressed.
I have one that I've never told anyone.
I love fucking "Love Actually". I see it every year for Christmas.
- Why are you ashamed of it? - I do not anymore.
I'm proud of you.
I think I turned one death.
One evening when I was returning home, went to a homeless man in front of me.
I just drove on.
There was certainly nothing you could have done.
It was there. He pulled still breathing when I left.
I'll be right there.
What are you doing? All ...
- What do you know about "The Rapture", Tracy? - The band? With Blondie song?
- No, in the book of Revelation. - I do not like it here.
On the last day, all those who were true believers until Judgment Day -
- Led to heaven from earth by God.
All the non-believers are forced to be in Hell on Earth -
- In the seven years of tribulation, where they eventually convicted.
I fear for you all. I love you and I love your friends.
I love them so much and I would like to improve their judgment.
I want you by my side when it happens.
- Are you okay? - Yes. He is crazy.
- Who? - Glenn. He is crazy.
- I think he's fine. - No, he's crazy in the ball.
He belongs in a tiny padded cell with a tiny window.
- I have found wine. - Perfect timing.
And Tracy, I'm sure -
- That you leave a feather become 10 hens.
No! I think I always know that I do, but I do not.
I know you see me as some pathetic person -
- But it's true! It always is. He has way poisoned your wine.
What has he done?
- I declare myself guilty. - Hell, Glenn! You are a guest here!
It's fucking not working!
- Take it easy, everyone. - You can take it easy.
I am calm, Shane. Very calm.
- We can see this. - What's that?
About 40 sleeping pills and 30 stunning play -
- And then I poured quite a considerable amount of rat poison in.
- Do you want to kill us? - Yes, Hedy. I'm trying to kill you.
- It is enough. - What do you think of Glenn?
That Jesus Christ will judge us all.
- She distorts it. - My mistake.
Gunnar Gak-Gak here will save us all from Doomsday.
- Is that what happens? - Let me rephrase that.
This is serious.
In're all here quiet of St. Peter -
- While he judges you, and find out if you can get into heaven or not.
I'll be in heaven, it is surely as amen in church.
I would so incredibly like you up there.
If you drink wine, you have much greater chance to live forever in heaven.
- You were right. - Can you see it?!
- Is all that really in the Bible? - "But of that day or hour no -
- Who knows, neither the angels in heaven or the Son. "Matt. 24:36.
I teach this stuff, so I know what I'm talking about.
- I thought you were taught in history? - I do too. Bible History.
- It was not because of your profile? - Met you see him not in the supermarket?
I think that Glenn is onto something.
Are you now also gone mad? Do not take it personally.
It is a purely biological point of view. When nerve gas entering the house -
- And it seems to do -
- We must all together through a hard and painful ... review.
- What do you mean by "challenging"? - That sounds ominous.
It starts with blurred vision and headaches.
It goes over in nausea, severe vomiting and diarrhea.
Then you will get heavy sweating and muscle cramps -
- And you will become blind, experience pain and stroke.
The convulsions that starts with being short, but powerful, the more violent -
- Resulting in paralysis of the body. It is the paralysis of the diaphragm -
- In the end is deadly when you suffocate.
If we are lucky, we become unconscious before it happens.
If we're lucky.
- I'm with. - Good luck to us.
Do you believe it? Should we commit collective suicide?
Have not you heard after what she said?
I do not know what that means, but I do not want to experience it.
It would be much less painful to drink wine.
It can only be better than being captured by the enemy -
- In a military or other building, but ...
- ... You have white wine? - Excuse me?
The last thing I drink here on earth shall not be Merlot.
May I say something? When I was down there, I tasted just the wine -
- Before I put the files in, and it's a really good Merlot.
- It is safe, but ... - Drink now just red wine, dammit.
It makes sure all makes sense, but you will not agree with me, that he's crazy?
You know who else was crazy? Saul of Tarsus.
What do you think?
What if at the last moment comes soldiers barge in to rescue us?
What if we are immune to poison and we do not notice it?
What if we survive? Is the scenario completely ruled out?
I just do not lose hope.
You are right. I love you.
Where are they just a cute couple. Come on, let's do it.
I do not know ...
I would like to do it if everyone else does -
- But I would also like to be here at Pete and Emma.
- No, it's okay. - Do you believe it? I will not ...
- No, we are with you. - We go with it.
See you at Heaven Gate.
I am the way, jew.
We just want to thank you for coming here today.
Thank you. I have some amazing friends.
This is the best brunch we've ever had.
No, do not.
How do we do this?
On three?
We drink the "three" or "now", as in "one, two, three, now"?
We just say "one, two, three," and drink.
We do not say "drink", but we drink after we say "one, two, three, now."
Perfect.
Glenn?
- Should I say it? - It was your idea.
Thank you, Buck.
- One, two ... - Just a quick question.
Should we just take a small sip, or be upside down?
Bottoms up. It is best to be on the safe side.
Okay, sorry. Go ahead.
I'll start all over again. I will not go from "three".
- From one? - From one.
One, two, three, now!
- What happens? - I waited to see if I did it.
We did too.
Now let's do it.
- Why did you drink right? - I figured that this would happen.
If we do here, or what?
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